I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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