whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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