Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Welp...herpes.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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