Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize