just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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