Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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