Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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