I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Never underestimate the power of titties
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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