You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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