i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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