Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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