Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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