Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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