You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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