at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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