i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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