hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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