What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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