WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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