when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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