Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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