Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
be right there i have to get my cape
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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