i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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