I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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