Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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