quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have already put on my inside pants.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
