Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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