I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize