I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dick very happy bro
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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