seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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