I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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