that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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