So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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