why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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