I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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