Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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