Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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