i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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