I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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