Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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