I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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