Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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