You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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