I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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