It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
now i know why i became what i already was.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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