guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
