Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think people are normalizing furries
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
