Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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