3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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