wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
