sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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