the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
