The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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