what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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